Showing posts with label no_chance. Show all posts
Showing posts with label no_chance. Show all posts

Saturday, May 30, 2026

Nestle Red, White & Blueberry Drumstick


[Walmart Limited Edition for 2026] I've said it before, and I'll say it again, I miss real Drumsticks. They were a goto for me in the 200X years and definitely a more frequent guest during the first five years of this blog. The last non-traditional Drumstick review was in 2024 (the slurpee version) and then the last time I had an official, coated Drumstick was way back in 2015 (the butterfinger version). 

That's kind of crazy if you think about it. How did they go from being one of my favorite treats to nothingness? I blame the food science that is frozen dairy dessert. I do get tempted every year to bring a new box home, and then, finally, one day at Walmart not so long ago, I saw this eye catching box and decided to bring home... 

Nestle Red, White & Blueberry Drumstick Sundae Cone
(strawberry frozen dairy dessert, blueberry sauce, and white confectionary coating with rice crisps in a chocolatey lined cone)

Friday, January 2, 2026

Wendy's Snickerdoodle Cookie Frosty Fusion


[New for Nov 2025] Man, just when I thought Wendy's was getting me back in to the Frosty fold, they sell me this junk. Let's see what I just tossed in the trash...

Wendy's Snickerdoodle Cookie Frosty Fusion
vanilla frosty with snickerdoodle sauce and snickerdoodle cookies

Wednesday, July 16, 2025

McDonald's S'mores McFlurry


[June 10 to August 11, 2025] Except for Hot Cakes, I don't eat at McDonald's anymore... but as I was driving by one today, I saw a big poster for the S'mores McFlurry. Well, I do love S'mores, and it's been six years since I had a McFlurry, so it's time to order a....

McDonald's S'mores McFlurry
softserve with mini marshmallows, chocolate chunks, and graham cracker crumbles

Monday, June 2, 2025

DQ Superman Cake Batter Cookie Dough Blizzard


[New for June 2025] Who's excited for the new Superman movie? I know I am, as our several people I know. I'm hoping we get back to what makes Superman such a great character. I've just never dug the Henry Cavill / Zach Snyder version of Superman (though I am a huge fan of the Tyler Hoechlin version). Anyway, before the movie comes out next month, the blizzard is here now!

Dairy Queen Superman Cake Batter Cookie Dough Blizzard
sugar cookie dough, sprinkles, cake batter flavor, and soft serve

Wednesday, April 23, 2025

Blue Bunny Soft Churro


[New for Early 2025] I know I said I wouldn't run to try this one, especially since coconut oil is in the mix and I'm afraid it will make things worse here, but it was on sale, so I bought....

Blue Bunny Soft Churro
cinnamon soft frozen dairy dessert with shortbread pieces

Saturday, August 10, 2024

Turkey Hill Barbie "Ice Cream"


[New for August 2024] Have you seen the new "Late Night" (faux) pints from Turkey Hill yet? I haven't, but I was surprised to find these two hiding in the freezer end cap. You all know I'm not a fan of frozen dairy dessert, but since these are probably limited edition, maybe I should bring one home...

Frosted Cupcake: cupcake swirled with pink icing
Strawberry Marshmallow: strawberry swirled with marshmallow

Saturday, March 23, 2024

Blue Bunny Cookies 'N Cream Crunch Mini Bars


[New for 2024] There is a new mini bar from Blue Bunny which joins the current line up of strawberry shortcake (review here), vanilla caramel crunch, and chocolate cookie crumble.

Blue Bunny Cookies 'N Cream Crunch Mini Bars
Sweet Cream frozen dairy dessert with a swirl of fudge dipped in white confectionary coating and cookie pieces

Saturday, September 9, 2023

Scoops Ahoy Ice Cream Parlor at Walmart


[New for Mid 2023] Have you seen the Netflix Scoops Ahoy Ice Cream Parlor "Pints" pop up at Walmart or in your social media feed yet? I'm guessing you have, but if not, here they are! The question is, do you know me well enough to know which flavor I tried first?

Stranger Things Scoops Ahoy Ice Cream
chocolate pudding  -  u.s.s. butterscotch  -  triple decker extravaganza
   the void  -  mint flare  -  pineapple upside down   
(There is also a cinnamon bun bytes flavor apparently)

Tuesday, July 25, 2023

Dole Whip (from the freezer aisle)


[New for 2023] I think a lot of us are aware of Dole Whip, but how many of us have actually tried it? I might consider it for a moment, but then flip back to getting some kind of slushy drink instead. Well, that age old dilemma of whether or not I should try it has finally been solved because now I can try it at home. I don't have super high expectations, but let's take a scoop of...

Strawberry Dole Whip

Tuesday, July 18, 2023

Dr. Bombay Ice Cream


2024 Update: Dr. Bombay is coming to Albertsons Company grocery stores this year. It will include the six flavors we know plus an exclusive Fo' Shizzle Almond Fudge flavor. No word if the quality has improved, but pints will be priced starting at $5.99.

[New for 2023] Guess what just popped up at Walmart? Snoop Dogg's Dr. Bombay ice cream. Seven tasty sounding flavors in all. I was excited, but at $5 a pop, maybe I shouldn't buy them all at once. I have been fooled before....

Dr. Bombay Rollin' In the Dough Ice Cream
Dr. Bombay Syrupy Waffle Sundaze Ice Cream

Tuesday, March 28, 2023

Blue Bunny Soft Vanilla


2024 Note: They now have a pint size version that includes a swirl, and I find it a more enjoyable product that the plain vanilla I tried in this review. See the new review here.

[New for Early 2023] Have you ever tried those Klondike shake pouches? If you have, then you already know what today's review tastes like.

Blue Bunny Soft Vanilla
vanilla with other natural flavors soft frozen dairy dessert

Saturday, March 25, 2023

New on Shelves: Van Leeuwen Spring 2023 Lineup


[March-May 2023] I have a question.... is it time to stop reviewing Van Leeuwen flavors? I'm feeling pretty cranky in 2023. I feel like the freezer aisle is a mix of stuff that doesn't have the texture of true ice cream or stuff that doesn't have a flavor of (somewhat) traditional ice cream, aka it's all one big dumb gimmick and it's wearing me out.


Ok, let me step back for a moment. It's not that I wouldn't try all of these flavors except the hidden valley ranch one because I have yet to see a comment from someone who enjoyed it. It seems the best result you can hope for is not spitting it out the second it hits your tastebuds.

I think my biggest problem is how this stuff gets to my local Walmart. As I picked up these pints to get a picture, they were not cold or solid. I'm tired of spending five bucks on a pint that either has irredeemably hard cake bits or a pint that makes my stomach upset for who knows what reason. 

I want to be happy that Van Leeuwen is spicing up a Walmart freezer aisle that has become pretty devoid of personality, but instead I just get ticked because I never know what I'm going to get. Plus, it's not like there is a Walmart with a grocery store in every town, I'm not hiking an extra 20+ minutes for pints that could be just as frustrating as the ones near my house.

So, I leave this one up to you dear reader. If you try one of these, let us know how it goes, or if you just want to sound off that you already gave up on Van Leeuwen, that's fine too. Please keep in mind that this is not a "I hate Walmart" debate even though it probably sounds like it.

Lineup: Blood Orange Chocolate Chip, Sweet Maple Cornbread, Honey Graham Cracker, HIdden Valley Ranch, Strawberry Shortcake, and Carrot Cake. Not shown is Limoncello Cake.

Saturday, December 24, 2022

Kit Kat Minis Frozen Dairy Dessert Bars


[New for Early 2020] First off, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Second, I never found that Talenti special batch caramel gingerbread gelato despite visiting several different grocery store chains. Third, I gotta post something, so let me chime in and say that these kit kat branded things are terrible. Granted, I have a fairly strong disdain for all Nestle / Edy's / Dreyer's products at this point in my life, but I need to point out how near flavorless these foolish things are. 

Kit Kat Minis Frozen Dairy Dessert Bars
"wafer with fudge"

Sunday, December 11, 2022

Blue Sundae Cup Showdown


The regulars here know that I'm a sucker for catchy packaging. Granted, what catches my eye may not be what catches your eye, but I do like to give props when something stands out on the shelf. In particular, I'm talking about the cool blue packaging of this Friendly's sundae cup, and to make things interesting, why don't we go ahead and pit it against the Turkey Hill version?

Friendly's Celebration Ice Cream Cake Sundae Cup
vs
Turkey Hill's Party Cake Layered Sundae

Saturday, April 16, 2022

Haagan-Dazs Dulce de Leche Churro Ice Cream


[New for 2022] Whoa, is it April already? Time really does start to fly as you get older. It's one of the reasons why I post 1-2 times a week instead of 3-5 times a week. Anyway, Haagan-Dazs' new churro bars were so good, is there any way that this pint rocks the same magic?

Haagan-Dazs Dulce de Leche Churro Ice Cream
cinnamon churro ice cream with dulce de leche sauce
and cinnamon-y churro pieces

Thursday, April 7, 2022

Turkey Hill Cookie Butter Ice Cream


[New for 2022] Do I have any faith left in Turkey Hill's mainstream lineup? Honestly? Like, super honest? No, not really (which is ironic considering that I love their all natural line up). I do still buy their cookie dough for my wife, but that's pretty much it (and even that isn't nearly as good as it used to be). Sure I could use new content for the blog, but if I have no urge to finish the container, what's the point? That said, I decided to cut them a little slack and try...

Turkey Hill Cookie Butter Ice Cream
cookie butter flavored ice cream

Thursday, February 24, 2022

Talenti Strawberry Margarita Sorbetto Pairings


[2022 - 2023] There are four new Talenti pairings this year.... and I managed to pick the one that I hated from the very first (tiny) bite.

Talenti Strawberry Margarita Sorbetto Pairings #80
strawberry sorbetto and lime sorbetto with agave

Friday, September 24, 2021

Nestle Sensations Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cinnamilk


I did something foolish. I ignored the voice that told me to skip this because I had hoped there might be a chance that it would be decent. Well, I was wrong.



I really hate the texture of these things. Sure, a decade ago, I was a big fan of the cookies & cream one that Hershey had put out, but nowadays, it's just food science and profit margins.

I never went back after those first few sips. I've had similar products with similar textures and I have no interest in them. I'd much rather get something from Promised Land Dairy because those are delicious.

Verdict?  ewwwww
Buy Again?  no

Monday, April 12, 2021

Klondike Cones! Unicorn Dreamin' & Vanilla Chillin'


[New for 2021] Time to regret a purchase! Wait, am I not supposed to ruin the surprise?

Klondike Cones! Unicorn Dream' & Vanilla Chillin'

Saturday, October 24, 2020

Breyers Caramel Apple Pie Layered Dessert


[Limited Edition for Fall 2020] Yay! It's another Breyer's Flavor! ...ha ha, fooled ya, I'm not actually excited... fine, you knew I wasn't actually excited, but keep reading for some stupid fun.

Breyers Caramel Apple Pie Layered Dessert
vanilla with apples between two layers of caramel with shortbread pie crust pieces