Cherry Frost ICEE Slush (8 fl oz)
[put Jeopardy theme on repeat for awhile]
It's been about 15 minutes it's been out of the freezer and things are breaking up a bit. The directions should have said rest on counter for several minutes, squeeze, rest a few minutes, squeeze, repeat a few more times and then MAYBE drink.... but I pick. Oh well. Should I try it? Sure, why not.
hey, it's clear! no food dye in this flavor!
(still lots of other chemicals mind you, but no food dye)
I let my son take the first swig.... oh, he just made the bleck face. Just give me one second.... oh, wow, yeah, that's got some bite to it. Let's try this again.
Swigging from the container, hmmm, the texture is fairly fun, but man is it over-flavored. It does not need to have this much bite to it. Let's press on.
Ow Ow Ow, brain freeze, brain freeze. Too much sampling. It's basically a black cherry italian ice that's been run through a blender. Definitely glad this was only a dollar because it's certainly not worth more than that.
Yes, there is some fun factor, but I'm going to need to find it in a different flavor. I'm thinking orange might work better.
Ok, trying to finish this up... yeah, there is definitely a chemically finish to these. Nothing horrible, but nothing inspiring either.
FYI: do not eat it when it's mostly melted... >shudder<
On Second Scoop: Since these are only a dollar (and since my son asked if he could pick me out another flavor), and since my throat hurts, let's dive in to the orange one..... mmmmm, chemicals. Yeah, I ain't buying these again. These is some serious weirdness going on here. It tastes like some kind of artificial orange rind flavor. I was hoping it would be better but it's just worse. Ugggg. Not even worth a dollar. (note, this one is actually orange colored... not that it helps anything)
Buy Again? not a chance
*note: this is the back of the orange flavored pouch