This is the new M&M's Milk Chocolate Breyers Blasts! Light Ice Cream.Sorry but I'm in a chocolate mood and it needs fixing. Chocolate Light Ice Cream with M&M Minis Milk Chocolate Candies should do the trick.
Ok, that's not really a good first impression... but let's hold tight and...
open mind - open mind - be strong - open mind - going in
Wow, there's something really unsatisfying about this ice cream. The milk chocolate is... iunno, more like frozen softserve than something that belongs in a freezer aisle. Texture is just terrible. Very slimy.... borderline soapy here. I know I rag on Breyers a lot and it's for a reason, they've lost their way since moving away from all natural ingredients. Man I want my money back. I don't even want to eat this stuff, it's that bad. I hate the way it feels. I even hate the way the little M&Ms fall out of the ice cream and jostle around my mouth.
I hope I can pawn this one off on my daughter...
or would that be betraying her trust?
I can't take it anymore. I'm going to stir this one up and hope for the best.... well, not best, but better anyway.... oh man, I think I made it worse. What in tarnation have they done? What is this abomination? This is no light ice cream, it's some bizarre scoopable lowfat fudge pop-like disaster. Ahhhhhhh!!!!
On Second Scoop? Do I have to??? Leave your comments below and vote if I have to go back for a second scoop or not. Don't make me do it! Spare Me! I am not an animal!!
Disclaimer: So my family would like me to add a disclaimer. My wife says "it's not that bad". My daughter ate some without complaint, though in my defense, she was using her small serving to wash down some vegetables. Me? Well, after a few small bites, I stand by my original assessment. This stuff is terrible. First, it literally turns into a puddle before you are done chewing. Second, there is something wrong with the "milk chocolate" here. Sometimes we talk about clean and crisp and rich and whatnot for some flavors, but here, dirty doesn't even work. There's just something really off about the flavor profile here. So yes, someone out there will enjoy this, some will tolerate it, but the lucky ones will save their money.
Buy Again? Again?? I want my money back for the first time!!
Nutritional Analysis: ingredients are skim milk (so no fat), sugar, mini M&Ms, corn syrup, cream (fat!!), cocoa, whey, misc less than 2%. Just think about how little meaningful fat is in there for a few moments. Sure the label says fat, but I think that's from the M&Ms. No wonder the texture is horrendous. So frustrated right now. So not worth my $3.58.