Sunday, December 29, 2019

Thoughts on the 2010-2019 era of ice cream


Hey everyone, how are you doing? Are you glad to see the 2010s come to a conclusion? I'm going to say yes because for me personally, 2019 has kind of sucked in a lot of ways. I'm not trying to be a downer, it's just that some years are good and some are bad and I'm really hoping the 2020s will be a step up (despite having to figure out how to put my kids through college).

So what should we cover? I think in general these kinds of posts cover the random highlights of the last ten years. I'm not a huge fan of these posts because they tend to have a lot of filler, but let's see what my take can deliver.

The negative side of me wants to say that mainstream ice cream is dying a slow death. Name me one mainstream brand that hasn't significantly lowered quality in the last ten years. Edy's was already on the slide, but add in Breyers, Blue Bunny and Friendlys to the mix of brands I rarely eat anymore. Their fun sounding flavor is useless to me if it cant deliver a true ice cream experience (aka nice and cold but also not gummy). I do still stock the freezer with Blue Bunny's cherry flavor and Turkey Hill's cookie dough flavor for my wife, but neither are as good as they were ten years ago.

I know I'm a broken record on this, but the closest I can get to old school mainstream ice cream is Turkey Hill's all natural line up. Earlier this year TH said 2020 would have new all natural flavors and I hope they stick to that because while I do still enjoy it, it can be a bit boring. (their 2020 limited edition calendar is all frozen dairy dessert)

Fun can still be had in the mainstream category. Perry's density & texture did fall a few years ago, but they still have a lot of fun with flavors (they don't skip on flavor and mix-ins like Tillamook does). I've also had some luck with Target's Market Pantry brand. It's not old school, but it can be fun. (anyone want to chime in on how Blue Bell, Homemade or Pierre's is holding up?)

Now don't go thinking that this phenomenon only happens to main stream ice cream. Our beloved Graeter's ice cream? Yeah, they don't pack the density and calories they used to. Yes, it's still good, but it's not that mind blowing type density and flavor that it was. Ben & Jerry's doesn't pack the same calories either, but because they started high, it's not as noticeable that they came down a bit. I still enjoy Talenti but you can tell that they've trimmed costs by trimming flavors and mix-ins.

No one is immune to cost cutting, not even treats. Drumstick is still fun, but it's not 2009 fun. Magnum shrunk their bars from 3.38 fl oz to 3.04 a few years back. I don't even bother with Klondike anymore. Too many treats use frozen dairy dessert nowadays. Sure, there are good treats to be had out there, but a lot of them aren't cheap. I just wish there was a happy middle ground (especially since sometimes those super expensive treats are freezerburned because no one else wants to pay the high price).

Ok, the negative side is pretty negative. The positive side is that in some ways, we have a lot more choices now. The downside is that the greater selection often comes at the cost of there not being room for your favorites. There used to be a 3 to 2 to 1 ratio of Ben & Jerry's to Haagen-Dazs to Talenti, but recently the ratio has come down to 1 to 1 to 1 as more stores make room for the latest freezer aisle trends. We've had debates about this before (often with people mad at me for saying their "favorite" light alternate is doomed) but the truth is that their will always be some kind of alternative ice cream, they tend to just not last that long.

The 2010s saw both the rise and fall of greek frozen yogurt. Yes, technically you can still find an option or two, but remember how it was the next big thing when even Ben & Jerry's jumped in on it? Right now we have the sugar replacement trend which I claim is dying (if you don't believe me, that's fine, I'll wait here).

I feel like I don't hear much from the old school "healthy" players anymore either. Healthy choice ice cream is gone, and weight watchers seems pretty quiet (though they did update their packaging). Skinny cow is also around but I feel like I see them a lot less. Companies are looking for that next big thing, somewhere to get a foot in for "big growth" but the healthy alternative is really just the most volatile part of the freezer aisle. I certainly wouldn't invest my money there.

[I know it sometimes seems like I'm just guessing at this stuff, but remember that Nestle recently shifted their ice cream business from their main company over to a joint venture. Nestle has lost over 4% of the US market share this past decade and is more interested in segments that are growing.... wait, Dead Foods filed for bankruptcy? Their stock is now down to 5 cents a share after hitting five dollars at the beginning of the year?. Wow. Just wow. What will that mean for Friendly's, Dean's, Steve's and Mayfield ice cream?]

Anyway, back to the positivity of more choice. When 2010 started, I reviewed Talenti's #3 flavor, double dark chocolate. Now we have seen #58 flavors from them. Actually, you could say we got the gift of gelato in the 2010s. Talenti had the most growth, but we also saw the rise of tasty Gelato Fiasco. Ciao Bella gelato had an interesting run this decade - here's hoping High Road can get them more profitable. Most recently I have found Dolcezza gelato (my geeky side loves their pint design).

What else is positive? Everyone likes having more high end stuff available right? The high roads, the Jeni's, and all of the other expensive pints that are now more readily available? I'm still too cheap to send out for things like Ample Hills or McConnell's, but it's cool to know that they are out there somewhere.

Should I wrap this up? Probably. I feel like I have more complaining to do but I'm going to take a break for now. Let's start the conversation in the comments section. Do you eat more or less ice cream than you did a decade ago? Does the last decade of change make you happy or sad or both? Want to make a prediction for the next decade?

Have a happy and safe new year's everyone!



Wednesday, December 25, 2019

Top Ten Posts of 2019


Merry Christmas Y'all! Your gift is a post that I made just for you. Yes, it's that time of year.... where I ask myself why do I still do this? Ahhh, sorry, but tabulating these numbers is kind of depressing. Traffic is down another 25% and I think that's ok if that makes me sad. It is what it is. Not looking for sympathy, this isn't an actual burdensome issue, I will just always regret zigging instead of zagging over the years. As a human, I can't help but be a little jealous of people who've had better luck at this stuff... and if I hear about that youtube kid that made 26 million dollars again... Oh well, enough whining, let the countdown begin.

Saturday, December 21, 2019

Ruby Cacao?


I was going to post about how busy I am and how boring the freezer aisle is right now, but then I remembered that @candyhunting had pointed out a new gimmick coming from Haagen-Dazs soon: Ruby Cacao beans. Will the limited edition bars (and pints) get your attention?

image rights to Haagen-Daz

According to the box "the ruby hue is released during the bean's unique fermentation process, enhancing the indulgence of cacao with a flush of berry brightness". Nestle (who controls HD in the US) also created the kitkat ruby.

Will this be the only thing we get? I hope not, we need more!! If we run with the fact that Canada is sometimes a precursor to what hits the states, then maybe someday we'll get "Extraaz".


Does extraaz imply extra mix-ins? I hope so, but honestly, I can't tell, so I asked Junk Food Jeff and he said yes! (you remember him, he's done four Canadian reviews for us). There are also six pints to go with this (two of the pints are listed as "new"). If you ask me, the time is perfect for companies to be offering high mix-in flavors. I know I would try them all.

Update note: @candyhunting also posted a new Rose & Cream flavor for the spirits line up, so that means we have spirits for at least another year.

Update #2: It's 1/6/2020 and Magnum has beat Haagen-Dazs to the news cycle. Their tweet today announces the release of new Magnum Ruby bars that we be available in both regular and mini sizes. I'm debating if I should be annoyed or amused by this development.

Tuesday, December 17, 2019

Market Pantry Cereal Bowl Ice Cream


[New for late 2019] I feel like I used to go to Target every few weeks to see what newness they might deliver, but not it feels like I go every few months... and am still disappointed to find nothing new. Ok, technically I did pick up a Biscoff flavor last time but this time I got the new in house brand flavor that I've been waiting for.

Market Pantry Cereal Bowl Ice Cream @ Target
cinnamon toast ice cream

Tuesday, December 10, 2019

In a freezer aisle far, far away.....


Sorry for minimal posts recently. Things are busy are work but boring in the freezer aisle, so it's pretty much just me mixing in reviews of free Serendipity samples with other misc things that I pick up at the store. Other than looking for the new King Leo Peppermint flavor from Dolcezza, there's not a whole lot going on right now. Wait, that's not true, I did stumble on one new thing!

Star Wars Millennium Falcon Ice Cream Sandwiches

I was thinking these looked familiar and then someone on instagram chimed in that they remind them of the old WWF pops (I have an image here). Will I buy these 6 vanilla sandwiches at a cost of $5.00 a box? I say probably not because this is yet another unbranded Nestle Dreyers (Edys) treat made with their signature cheap light ice cream....

Ahhhh, ok, I'll probably give in at some point so that I can save the box.

Friday, December 6, 2019

Tillamook Cookies & Cream Ice Cream


I've decided to give Tillamook another chance. I got several suggestions on instagram about what I should try next, but since I don't have access to any of those flavors, let's go with something simple that shouldn't be hard too mess up.

Tillamook Cookies & Cream Ice Cream
rich French vanilla ice cream with crunchy cookie pieces

Monday, December 2, 2019

Serendipity Strawberry Fields Sundae Ice Cream


[New for early 2019, relaunching in 2025!] 
When I was talking to Seredipity's PR firm amount sampling the three new flavors that popped out for the fall, I couldn't help but mention the tough luck I've had finding the original flavors. Granted I'm not hunting this year like I have in years past, but I still should have come across something by now.

I decided to try Strawberry first because... well, I don't know why. I guess I didn't want a saltier flavor after my salty lunch, so in we go. (note: this was my first review but I didn't post it first)

Serendipity Strawberry Fields Sundae Ice Cream
strawberry ice cream with strawberries and cheesecake pieces