Thursday, August 25, 2011

Mariano's FAT FREE Italian Ice Review

Behold


this is Marino's FAT FREE Cherry Italian Ice

Just a mere 100 calories a cup


look, it won't even film properly

A box of six for like a buck or buck fifty

even at that price.... still way overpriced

these things are low grade, salty, terribleness

yes I forced myself to try it twice...

the things I do for you people

have a good night!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dubba I can't believe you missed National Bannana Split Day! Your the ice cream guru! Lol

Alice

Dubba said...

would you believe that I've never had a banana split?

nytetyger said...

OK, how can an italian ice, which is, by near defination just water, sugar, and some fruit flavor? Stick to the originals, which, actually I grew up inhaling all summer long.

Oh and my lovely Sonic card arrived in perfect synchronization with my weekend beach visits. I will raise an icy drink in your name Dubba! ... and then a cone.... and a few tater tots.... then more ice cream.... lather rinse, repeat ;D

Dubba said...

I have no idea how they messed this up. if you let it melt a bit, it's almost like it was going for the sno-cone effect, but instead turns into these jagged little ice crystals. This stuff is down right weird!

Glad it arrived! Have a good weekend!

Julien said...

My typical assessment is that if a product's primary selling point is it's lack of calories, and it's a dessert, it's probably not going to be that good. If the secondary selling point refers to the lack of fat, then the muck gets deeper. Still, too bad, Dubba.

Dubba said...

so very true