Monday, October 23, 2017

Breyers Butterscotch Blondie Frozen Dairy Dessert

[New for 2017] Wow, just wow. This frozen dairy dessert (not ice cream!) is possibly the worst thing I've tried all year. A flavor like this should never be combined with a texture like this.

Breyers Butterscotch Blondie Frozen Dairy Dessert
buttescotch flavor with other natural flavors and blondie pieces

I take my first bite and I get a little scared...

Everyone remembers that I basically hate Breyers at this point right? It kills me that my childhood favorite is reduced to rubbish like this. I was going to compare this to the butterscotch flavor of Isaly's Maricopa but this might be actually be worse. I couldn't even make it passed a few bites before I went "no, just no".

"But the blondies Dubba!" Great, chewy things in the middle of a disgusting chewy ice cream. I swear that I had an open mind going in to this one. I knew the texture would be substandard but I had hopes on either the flavor profile or the blondies adding some kind of amusement. NOPE. NOTHING. NADA. ZILCH.

I don't even want it on my tastebuds long enough to go in to detail of the exact flavor profile. It's an awful butterscotch flavor in a frozen dairy dessert that I wish didn't exist. I tried throwing in cookie butter Oreos and then frosted rice krispies and I still couldn't finish it. I might actually throw this out and you know how much I hate to waste.

You should be ashamed Breyers. Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

On Second Scoop: why bother? this isn't even worthy of a milkshake or breakfast sundae.

Verdict?  AWFUL
Buy Again?  no chance


4 comments:

LizNoVeggieGirl said...

EEK!

Anne Sutton said...

No chance at even making a milkshake? With add ins? When I hate something or have freezer burn, I simply pulverize it. Generally that does the trick. Breyer's has gone downhill since I was a kid. It was fantastic then. Of course, I thought Klondike was better then too.

Dubba Scoops said...

funny how both of the products you mentioned are made by Unilever.... I'll force myself to try it again at some point but I had so much trouble getting past "why am I eating this?" Maybe someone in my family wants it....

D... said...

You know an 'ice cream' is bad when it doesn't qualify to even be called ice cream by the low government standards. Frozen Dairy Dessert LOL