Thursday, September 1, 2011

Who wants some free donuts?

Ok, I just got a care package that includes a coupon for a free dozen original glazed krispy kreme donuts, who wants it? best donut joke wins! ok, that might be too hard. Ok, I'll settle for any (family friendly) joke

The dairy queen blizzard of the month is the caramel brownie blizzard, which was also the april 2010 blizzard of the month (here's the review). It was pretty poorly made last time, so I will try another soon enough.

The slurpee of the month is cherry orange something or other. That makes 3 slurpees in a row with orange in them... how odd.

baskin robbins has french toast flavored ice cream? now that sounds unique and tasty! (as opposed to one or the other). As always, there's no B-R around here, bummer!

that's it for now, it's late!!


Julien said...

Doesn't Cold Stone sell a French toast ice cream? Either way, this new one sounds prime, especially since it adds maple bread pudding to the mix.

Tex' Mexi said...

Knock knock! Who's there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!


Malika said...

Oh I'll take the donuts off your hand! Haha my family is a HUGE krispy kreme fan so it will be useful! Now i'll throw in a joke just to really get ya!
Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
hardy har harrr :P Anyway I hope I get em! Thanks Dubba!

Katie said...

When does a policeman smell? When he's on "doodie" (get it, like "duty"?). Yeah, it cracked up a bunch of seven year olds...

MY NAME IS KATE. said...

A teenager was driving recklessly down the road one night, speeding along without a care. However, he failed to realize that he was passing through a police checkpoint, and within minutes he was pulled over by a police cruiser.

The policeman walked up to his car and pulled out a pad, with a look of concern on his face. "You were going mighty fast there son. Would you mind removing your glasses?" Irritated, the youth begrudgingly obliged. Peering into his eyes, the police officer declared, "Your eyes are looking a little red. Have you been drinking tonight?" The teenager, resenting the inconvenience of having been pulled over by the cops, looked right back at the officer, a look of defiance on his face. "I don't know, officer," he said. "But your eyes look a little glazed- have you been eating donuts?"

There, that's the only donut joke I know.

Adan said...

So...A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

Tracy R said...

Ice cream humor...
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream if you don't let me in!


Old man hobbles into an ice cream shop. He has a hard time walking and is hunched over. He goes to the counter and says "Banana split please?"
The person behind the counter says "Crushed nuts?"
The old man says, "No, arthritis."

A Krispie Kreme just openned close to us and I am dying for an excuse to go give them a try. Thanks for the chance

John said...


A guy called Charlie gets kicked out of home and decides he needs to get a job to get by in the world. He didn''t have a lot of experience, so he thought it would be a good idea to try and get a job at Dunkin'' Donuts. He visits the store and talks to the manager.

The manager decides to test Charlie and see how good he is, and so does a role play acting like a customer.

Manager: How much are your donuts?
Charlie: Uhm... I don''t know.
Manager: No.. say 10 cents

So they have another go:

Manager: How much are your donuts?
Charlie: 10 cents!!
Manager: Are they fresh??
Charlie: umm.. 10 cents?
Manager: Well. not exactly... You should say "Yes, yes, very fresh".

So they try again for a third time:

Manager: How much are your donuts?
Charlie: 10 cents!!
Manager: Are they fresh??
Charlie: Yes, yes, very fresh.
Manager: Should I buy one?
Charlie: umm.. 10 cents!!
Manager: Well, that''s pretty close! Say "You better hurry before somebody else does!!"

So the manager decides to give Charlie a go, and after a few days, the business is going very well, until one day, a robber breaks in to the store:

Robber: How much you got in that cash register!?!
Charlie: 10 Cents!!
Robber: Are you trying to be fresh with me punk?
Charlie: Yes, yes, very fresh!!
Robber: Alright that''s it! Do you want me to shoot you?
Charlie: You better hurry before somebody else does!!

CHerryColaGirl said...

What did the Filling say to the Doughnut?

It's jam packed in here!

Dubba said...

Ok, I'm going to have to say Malika is the winner for being most excited by the donuts! (i've only had a Krispy Kremes a few times before they ran from Mass with their tail between their legs, but they were tasty). Send me an email with your address.