Ok youngsters, here's a tip: as you get older, remember to check your calendar at the beginning of the day, not at the end of it. Unfortunately I have yet to stay true to this tip for if I had, I would have been reminded that it was National Ice Cream Soda Day and therefore I would have spiced up my bacon deluxe with a nice Frosty Float. Oh well, I don't believe in these faux holidays anyway. Update: Apparently June 20 is also national vanilla milkshake day. Who makes this stuff up?