Saturday, November 22, 2008
The first six words I'll teach my pup are "ice cream, sherbet, sorbet, spoon and scoop".
I'll teach him "sundae, milk shake, frappe, and sugar cone"
There's no need to eat a boring old bone.
Then I'll teach him "waffle bowl, jimmies, sprinkles, and whip cream",
oh this is my lifelong dream.
We'll move on to "cherry, caramel syrup, butterscotch, and hot fudge sauce".
Everyone who sees him will be at a loss.
I can't forget to teach him about flavor.
"Rocky Road, Black Raspberry, and Cookie Dough", those are the ones to savor.
Can't forget "cookies & cream, vanilla and strawberry".
They are all part of the fantastic world of "frozen dairy".
Ok, I had to try. This is one of my favorite books that I still have from my childhood, and I've read it to my daughter dozens of times: I'll Teach My Dog 100 Words. Yeah, we color a lot too.