Thursday, August 25, 2011

Mariano's FAT FREE Italian Ice Review


this is Marino's FAT FREE Cherry Italian Ice

Just a mere 100 calories per 6oz cup

look, it won't even film properly

A box of six for like a buck or buck fifty

even at that price.... still way overpriced

these things are low grade, salty, terribleness

yes I forced myself to try it twice...

the things I do for you people

have a good night!


  1. Dubba I can't believe you missed National Bannana Split Day! Your the ice cream guru! Lol


  2. would you believe that I've never had a banana split?

  3. OK, how can an italian ice, which is, by near defination just water, sugar, and some fruit flavor? Stick to the originals, which, actually I grew up inhaling all summer long.

    Oh and my lovely Sonic card arrived in perfect synchronization with my weekend beach visits. I will raise an icy drink in your name Dubba! ... and then a cone.... and a few tater tots.... then more ice cream.... lather rinse, repeat ;D

  4. I have no idea how they messed this up. if you let it melt a bit, it's almost like it was going for the sno-cone effect, but instead turns into these jagged little ice crystals. This stuff is down right weird!

    Glad it arrived! Have a good weekend!

  5. My typical assessment is that if a product's primary selling point is it's lack of calories, and it's a dessert, it's probably not going to be that good. If the secondary selling point refers to the lack of fat, then the muck gets deeper. Still, too bad, Dubba.


*** All comments are moderated ***
Expect a delay before they are posted